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Amaaazing. Pinnacle of society. Rather common. Strong Bad is a seasoned practitioner of the word You do one more often than ‘it’. Heh…

66,000,000 results on Google. Macquarie defines it as excrement, nonsense, rubbish. To defecate or talk nonsense - he was crapping about loyalty. My Headmaster on crap: “…and I don’t think people should pay too much attention to that kind of stuff…”

Isn’t it wonderful. I remember when I was a kid, me and my friends at my babysitter’s house used to play a certain game. It really was quite simple. All you had to do, was come up with a word with “crap” in it. Very simple. Craplet. A small crap. Crape. A cape of crap. Crappealing. Appealingly crap. You know when Bart Simpson said Homer’s Christmas lights were ‘craptacular’? He probably just copied me or something. Very very simple.

Crapzooka. Craptard. Crapdozer. Catcrap. Crapper Man. Crapmobile. Foolscrap. Hubcrap. Crapstick humour. Crapvelopes. Craploid. Crapaphonic. Crapiano. Craption. Kneecrap. Crapasaurus. Crapeola. Miscrap. Mousecrap. Craptology. Crapabyte. Craperture. Snowcrap. Crapachute. Duct crape. Newscraper. Crapisciously. CRAPEC.

Anal crape. Crapling. Crapossibly. Crapeye the Sailor. Handicrap. Crapigami. Crappy dog. Caligcrappy. Craptotally. Thundercrap. Crapathon. Crapllection. Afcrapistan. Wallcraper. Overcrap. Crapron. Crapril. Crapparently. Craponent. Crapathetic. Crapageddon. The Twelve Crapostles. Crapology. Crapalling. Crapastrophe. Crapproachable. Crappreciation. Crapuamarine. Crapua New Guinea. Venus fly crap.

That was fun. In fact, join in. Seriously, let’s hear some of your own creative words in the comments. Craptribute to society.

This entry was written on September 21, 2007 by Seventeen. It is about/includes mentions of entertainment, humour, negative-IQ. You can leave a comment, or trackback from your own site.